[Old Sarge]

Oh, you'll understand, won't he, Madam?
Meet Fiona - dear, darlin' thing that she is. Unless she's in that sassy mood that so many have noticed...

[Soaring Feather]

Oh my heavens, Fiona in the Lair. WOO HOO!! Let her rip Sarge.

[uncleshag]

Old Sarge,

I come to you as a newbie to the Lair,
Not too new to life, however, I'm fit.
I have often heard of that pot of gold
and the leprechauns guarding of it.

Are there male leprechauns
and do they stand to do it?
Cause to my way of thinking a bit,
All female 'chauns upon the gold do sit!

;-)