[uncleshag]

Old Sarge,

I come to you as a newbie to the Lair,
Not too new to life, however, I'm fit.
I have often heard of that pot of gold
and the leprechauns guarding of it.

Are there male leprechauns
and do they stand to do it?
Cause to my way of thinking a bit,
All female 'chauns upon the gold do sit!

;-)

[Old Sarge]

See her sitting there, see her smiling?
Flashing grin all sweet and beguiling,
lithe of limb and buxom form
but, don't you wonder how she was born?

"From th' Land o' Emerald Isles, I came,
sure an' Fiona is my name,
From th' Emerald Lands, I came, says I,
from where wind o'er heath an' heather sigh,
Songs o' gladness in me heart,
t'be rendin' clouds o' sorrow apart,

"Mark ye, lads, that on which I perch,
tho' long ye be lookin, an' hard be th' search,
For nae just any crock o' gold, this be,
but Coin o' th' Realm o' Happiness for thee!"