Yeah...I could have Guido stuff a bagel in there. Only I had thought to get Guido and the toaster in cahoots against the local thugs.
The toaster doesn't fool the cat though, and the cat likes the toaster.
Could one of the local thugs try to silence the toaster with a bagel?
I like my other story better. It's mediocre, too...but at least the characters don't sicken me. A few I even like.
Next year I think I'll write a prequel for that story as my NaNo project, if I haven't already started it.