Could one of the local thugs try to silence the toaster with a bagel?
I like my other story better. It's mediocre, too...but at least the characters don't sicken me. A few I even like.
Next year I think I'll write a prequel for that story as my NaNo project, if I haven't already started it.
Well I could have Guido try the bagel stunt and that's how he gets wise to the toaster. Or I could get Guido's partner to do it and then kill him off.
"I am talking toaster and you better be nice to me."