[ExGeeEye]

...we went to town to get the light house...

1. To town??

2. I came home to find that my cousin has found his collection of miniature lighthouses, pictures of lighthouses he has taken himself, a sort of cloth hanging about lighthouses, and a set of dishes and a dishtowel with a lighthouse theme, and scattered them thru the apartment...

3. ...and immediately left on a delayed and therefore shortened vacation...I will now begin to execute some of my redecorating plans for the place...

Rosie, I am so glad you're OK.

[JenB]

Why do I get the feeling your redocorating plans are a little less, oh, metrosexual?

[HairOfTheDog]

I came home to find that my cousin has found his collection of miniature lighthouses, pictures of lighthouses he has taken himself, a sort of cloth hanging about lighthouses, and a set of dishes and a dishtowel with a lighthouse theme, and scattered them thru the apartment...

I am sorry brought up light houses in such a casual and insensitive manner. I had no idea your situation at home.