You've got no one to blame but you. And ninjas, of course.
Ugh. It's bad when Norton and Office won't play together like good little programs...
"Ashokan Farewell*" playing in my head just now...earlier today visited a customer whose business' front door has a chime that sounds 'zackly like the first three notes...
*The theme music to Ken Burns' Civil War" series. Seriesly :)