I see. Well, you're the home decorating expert... I suppose you could staple it to the roof but then it would be hard to take down. Duct tape?
Gee, I hope my neighbors hate my loud wailing of Christmas carols. They've annoyed me often enough, and I just can't help singing.
Sing away.
Wouldn't be prudent to staple into the vinyl siding. Or the wood frame.
I'm almost tempted to ask for a recording :)