Heh..."Oops! Did anyone just hear a splash?"
On the other hand, that'd be a pretty horrible way to pollute the sea. Ick.
Yeah, well, something in the ocean would eat it. Maybe.
My goal is also to be at 25k by Monday. Hopefully, that will happen, though it'll involved writing 11k this weekend.
Hmmm... sounds like you need a plot complication to me. Although when your story starts writing itself, to me that's a good sign. Means you're doing something right.
Ok, bus time! I managed 250 words this morning, should I feel happy?