41 posted on 11/03/2004 12:24:18 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
("I heff good news and bad news. Good news is I saw Allah. Bad news is he was wearing a yarmulke.")
He was biting me to get me up in the morning. I smacked him at times and told him "you don't bite!", and gave him flying lessons. (No cats were harmed in the teaching of this lesson.)
44 posted on 11/03/2004 12:46:29 PM PST by PreviouslyA-Lurker
(Some Americans don't understand that being an American is more than living in America.)