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KERRY HAS CLAMS ON THE HALF SHELL FOR BREAKFAST - WABC REPORTS (VANITY)
Posted on 11/02/2004 8:50:41 AM PST by mandingo republican
BREAKING
JUST REPORTED ON RADIO STATION WABC - JOHN GAMBLING SHOW: JOHN KERRY HAS UN AMERICAN BREAKFAST -
CLAM CHOWDER AND CLAMS AND OYSTERS ON THE HALF SHELL.
BUSH HAD SCRAMBLED EGGS AND BACON.
NOT MAKING THIS UP!
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KEYWORDS: clams; kerry
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To: mandingo republican
Can someone else PLEASE tell me what brand of toilet paper Bush and Kerry use? It's driving me nuts not knowing.
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posted on
11/02/2004 8:51:33 AM PST
by
dirtboy
(Tagline temporarily out of commission due to excessive intake of gin-soaked raisins)
To: mandingo republican
He is a UnAmerican TRAITOR!
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posted on
11/02/2004 8:51:48 AM PST
by
mmyers
To: mandingo republican
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posted on
11/02/2004 8:51:49 AM PST
by
zarf
To: mandingo republican
Kerry: "The campaign is over. Screw this Wendy's stuff!"
To: mandingo republican
Kerry must be planning on getting screwed today ;-P
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posted on
11/02/2004 8:51:58 AM PST
by
MortMan
(John Kerry - Lt. Clueless, Junior Grade)
To: mandingo republican
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posted on
11/02/2004 8:52:12 AM PST
by
spiffy
To: mandingo republican
Who on earth could look at raw calms in the morning??? yuck!!!! gross!!!
To: mandingo republican
I like clams, and clam chowder, but not for breakfast, that is just strange.
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posted on
11/02/2004 8:52:11 AM PST
by
Sthitch
To: mandingo republican
GAG!!
Wonder how that flies in Iowa and Wisconsin?
To: dirtboy
Kerry doesn't know.. he has a BUTTler do it. :)
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posted on
11/02/2004 8:52:28 AM PST
by
JesseJane
(DEFEAT THE BIN LADEN DEMOCRATS!)
To: mandingo republican
I hate to be the Breaking News police today - but do we really need something like this in the breaking sidebar on ELECTION DAY? Think about it.
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posted on
11/02/2004 8:52:30 AM PST
by
PianoMan
(Don't be a polling girlie-man!)
To: mandingo republican
Just once, I wish those were contaminated clams, just this once, having the Rat Candidate on the toilette during the returns would be appropriate and strangely symbolic.
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posted on
11/02/2004 8:52:37 AM PST
by
DSBull
(Liberal logic: the most mutually exclusive words in the universe!)
To: mandingo republican
I always knew he was a shellfish jerk
14
posted on
11/02/2004 8:53:01 AM PST
by
NetSurfer
(Proud member of the Pajama-Wearing Lunatic Fringe)
To: mandingo republican
Hell both sound like good breakfasts to me!
15
posted on
11/02/2004 8:53:32 AM PST
by
Nov3
(Is it just me or has correct titling, formating, and linking of posts become a lost art?)
To: mandingo republican
He'll be eating his words for late dinner.
16
posted on
11/02/2004 8:53:42 AM PST
by
hsrazorback1
(G'night, John Boy.)
To: PianoMan
No, we do not.
Be the police.
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posted on
11/02/2004 8:53:49 AM PST
by
Howlin
(SEARCH is a FUNCTION -- USE IT!!!!)
To: dirtboy
Kerry can't seem to make up his mind on whether to use the soft tissue or the more absorbent...He may be waffling...
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posted on
11/02/2004 8:53:58 AM PST
by
DSBull
(Liberal logic: the most mutually exclusive words in the universe!)
To: mandingo republican
Hopefully he will be eating crow and wiping egg from his face for breakfast tommorrow !
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posted on
11/02/2004 8:54:05 AM PST
by
apillar
To: JesseJane
Do you remember Eddie Murphy . . . what WAS the name of that movie . . . anyway, he just claps his hands and says "Wipers!".
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