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To: mandingo republican

Can someone else PLEASE tell me what brand of toilet paper Bush and Kerry use? It's driving me nuts not knowing.


2 posted on 11/02/2004 8:51:33 AM PST by dirtboy (Tagline temporarily out of commission due to excessive intake of gin-soaked raisins)
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To: dirtboy

Kerry doesn't know.. he has a BUTTler do it. :)


11 posted on 11/02/2004 8:52:28 AM PST by JesseJane (DEFEAT THE BIN LADEN DEMOCRATS!)
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To: dirtboy
Kerry can't seem to make up his mind on whether to use the soft tissue or the more absorbent...He may be waffling...
18 posted on 11/02/2004 8:53:58 AM PST by DSBull (Liberal logic: the most mutually exclusive words in the universe!)
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To: dirtboy
For me, it's razors. I heard once that Bush shaves with plain water, no shaving cream.

Does Kerry use a cream depilatory?

23 posted on 11/02/2004 8:54:43 AM PST by sinkspur ("It is a great day to be alive. I appreciate your gratitude." God Himself.)
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To: dirtboy
what brand of toilet paper Bush and Kerry use?

I think Bush prefers to use the NYT.

29 posted on 11/02/2004 8:55:56 AM PST by DrewsDad
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To: dirtboy
Can someone else PLEASE tell me what brand of toilet paper Bush and Kerry use? It's driving me nuts not knowing.

John Kerry uses a bidet.

32 posted on 11/02/2004 8:57:09 AM PST by Redcloak ("Mr. Spock... set your beeber to stune.")
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