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KERRY HAS CLAMS ON THE HALF SHELL FOR BREAKFAST - WABC REPORTS (VANITY)

Posted on 11/02/2004 8:50:41 AM PST by mandingo republican

BREAKING

JUST REPORTED ON RADIO STATION WABC - JOHN GAMBLING SHOW: JOHN KERRY HAS UN AMERICAN BREAKFAST -

CLAM CHOWDER AND CLAMS AND OYSTERS ON THE HALF SHELL.

BUSH HAD SCRAMBLED EGGS AND BACON.

NOT MAKING THIS UP!


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To: Pearls Before Swine
Kerry: "The campaign is over. Screw this Wendy's stuff!"

too funny!

21 posted on 11/02/2004 8:54:19 AM PST by Michael Barnes
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To: mandingo republican

Kerry will be eating crow early tonight.


22 posted on 11/02/2004 8:54:28 AM PST by truthandlife (http://www.neverforgetneveragain.com -- If you want Bush re-elected pass on this video link!!!!)
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To: dirtboy
For me, it's razors. I heard once that Bush shaves with plain water, no shaving cream.

Does Kerry use a cream depilatory?

23 posted on 11/02/2004 8:54:43 AM PST by sinkspur ("It is a great day to be alive. I appreciate your gratitude." God Himself.)
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To: mandingo republican
You know...I don't like JF Kerry at all either, but clam chowder=unAmerican? And don't the clams come from fishermen who are American? And what the hell is clams on the half shell...the teenage mutant ninja turtles come to mind here.

Vey silly vanity. I mean...BFD.

24 posted on 11/02/2004 8:54:45 AM PST by BureaucratusMaximus ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good" - Hillary Clinton)
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To: Howlin
LOL!

I'm still sunburned from sign-waving yesterday. However, response was great. Just drove by two polling places in my area - lots of sign-waving going on there too. My turn to honk the horn for W!

25 posted on 11/02/2004 8:54:51 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: Sthitch
I like clams, and clam chowder, but not for breakfast, that is just strange.

JF'nK is on Paris time (GMT + 1).

26 posted on 11/02/2004 8:55:17 AM PST by shezza (We will not tire, we will not falter, we will not fail.)
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To: WeddingPlanner

Nope... can't say that I do.. but sounds funny... :)


27 posted on 11/02/2004 8:55:27 AM PST by JesseJane (DEFEAT THE BIN LADEN DEMOCRATS!)
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To: mandingo republican

I give up. What's un-American about clams? I eat oysters and crab for breakfast.


28 posted on 11/02/2004 8:55:54 AM PST by Gone GF
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To: dirtboy
what brand of toilet paper Bush and Kerry use?

I think Bush prefers to use the NYT.

29 posted on 11/02/2004 8:55:56 AM PST by DrewsDad
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To: NetSurfer
"I always knew he was a shellfish jerk"

HEY, HEY, HEY.... watch it there, fellow! ;-)

30 posted on 11/02/2004 8:56:21 AM PST by Hatteras
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To: mandingo republican

That's Kerry's lucky election day meal. He has clam chowder at the same place in Boston every election day, going all the way back to his Lt. Gov days at least, or so said CNN last night.


31 posted on 11/02/2004 8:57:06 AM PST by LincolnLover (Thune Wins + G Dubya Wins = I am Deeply Gladdened (Election Day 2K4))
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To: dirtboy
Can someone else PLEASE tell me what brand of toilet paper Bush and Kerry use? It's driving me nuts not knowing.

John Kerry uses a bidet.

32 posted on 11/02/2004 8:57:09 AM PST by Redcloak ("Mr. Spock... set your beeber to stune.")
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To: mandingo republican

Clam chow-duh for breakfast - AND raw oysters. I need a pepto just reading this. And I like chowder. What a wuss.


33 posted on 11/02/2004 8:57:42 AM PST by fortunecookie (My grandparents didn't flee communism so that I could live in Kerry's Kommune.)
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To: mandingo republican

Who and the HELL eats seafood for breakfast? That's just not right.


34 posted on 11/02/2004 8:58:07 AM PST by rintense
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To: mandingo republican

WHAT??? ... no breakfast at Wendy's??


35 posted on 11/02/2004 8:58:49 AM PST by Mo1 (This Sept 10th attitude is no way to protect our country)
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To: mandingo republican

With some dinoflagellates on the side, hopefully.


36 posted on 11/02/2004 9:02:29 AM PST by skeeter
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To: rintense
A true American breakfast would feature oysters not clams. It's an old Gold Rush Era tradition. Do a web search for "Hangtown Fry".

ECV 1.5
37 posted on 11/02/2004 9:28:09 AM PST by Siempre Adelante
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To: Siempre Adelante

icky poo.


38 posted on 11/02/2004 9:31:12 AM PST by rintense
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To: rintense

Try it. You'll like it.

I admit that I have to cook it for myself. My wife doesn't eat oysters.


39 posted on 11/02/2004 9:40:58 AM PST by Siempre Adelante
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To: Siempre Adelante

I don't do seafood or pork.


40 posted on 11/02/2004 9:48:07 AM PST by rintense
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