Speaking of girlie men:
Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry catches a football [thinking, "Must not close eyes! Must not close eyes!"] thrown by a staff member [that would be the fulltime football thrower on his staff] on the tarmac at the airport in Green Bay, Wisconsin
Effin' either closes his eyes or diverts them?
If the man (cough, cough) can't keep his eyes on a bloody football...
Isn't that a real girlie move, not looking at the ball when catching it? That's what I do everytime someone throws me a football.