1 posted on
10/23/2004 12:38:25 PM PDT by
wagglebee
To: SunkenCiv
2 posted on
10/23/2004 12:38:48 PM PDT by
wagglebee
(Benedict Arnold was for American independence before he was against it.)
To: wagglebee
Luther is quoted as saying he was "in cloaca", or in the sewer, when he was inspired to argue that salvation is granted because of faith, not deeds. The scholar suffered from constipation and spent many hours in contemplation on the toilet seat. Well, He certainly keeps His treasure in earthen vessels. Why not in the bathroom? Truth be told, I've had some pretty spritual experiences in there. Seriously.
3 posted on
10/23/2004 12:44:39 PM PDT by
kezekiel
To: wagglebee
"We still don't know what was used for wiping in those days,"...
Well, it's a cinch they didn't have an old Sear's Catalog handy, either. Maybe they had Muslim attendants?
5 posted on
10/23/2004 1:17:04 PM PDT by
7.62 x 51mm
(• veni • vidi • vino • visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
To: wagglebee; blam; FairOpinion; Ernest_at_the_Beach; SunkenCiv; 24Karet; 2Jedismom; ...
Thanks WaggleBee. "The scholar suffered from constipation"... heh... Please FREEPMAIL me if you want on, off, or alter the "Gods, Graves, Glyphs" PING list --
Archaeology/Anthropology/Ancient Cultures/Artifacts/Antiquities, etc.
The GGG Digest -- Gods, Graves, Glyphs (alpha order)
6 posted on
10/23/2004 4:57:39 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
("All I have seen teaches me trust the Creator for all I have not seen." -- Emerson)
To: wagglebee
An article about this discovery has been posted before.
Some insensitive person posted a comment about the "95 feces."
I, of course, am not so crude as to repeat it. :)
LOL
8 posted on
10/23/2004 7:26:31 PM PDT by
Restorer
(Europe is heavily armed, but only with envy.)
To: wagglebee
I have spoken to God many times on the toilet, mostly in the aftermath of college parties, "oh God, I will never, drink again (and this time I mean it)"
10 posted on
10/24/2004 8:04:53 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
To: wagglebee
There were actually 96 theses posted on the door.
The ninety-sixth read, "Lord, please smite the inventor of the low-flush toilet".
Leni
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