Dude, his name is TragicallySingle. How can he not have a sense of humor? Sure, it's not ThankHeavenTheSkankyNaggingWh***IsGone but it's got a certain charm.
I *did* consider that, though.
My favorite names for my ex are:
1. Satan
2. The Antichrist
3. The Abomination which causes desolation, spoken of by the prophet Daniel
Oh, there's a couple good Serbian names I use too, but I won't list them for consideration of Serb-speakers here on FR.
Are you sure you are Amish.....Dude?