[Republican Wildcat]

[Larry Lucido]

I got Jim Robinson on line 1. He says, "Welcome to the Hotel FreeRepublic. You can log off any time you want, but you can never leave." Followed by maniacal laughter.

[searchandrecovery]

Sorry Walt, it has become part of you Permanent Record, and will haunt you for the rest of your life (and possibly your heirs). Of course, you could change your name, wipe your prints, and move down to Costa Rica, but an action that drastic should hinge on the nature and content of your posts here. Think about it, and have a nice day.

[Slings and Arrows]

You cannot get your FR account deleted unless you first bring us...

...A SHRUBBERY!!!

Nothing fancy, mind you.

And not too expensive...

[ExtremeUnction]

How do I delete my FreeRepublic Account?

Backup your entire hard drive, throw your current computer away (toss the monitor, scanner, printer, etc. as well). Buy a new computer plus all new components, and reinstall the contents of your old hard drive. You'll be out about $1,200 bucks, but when you turn on your new computer, you will be, well..surpised. Don't bother thanking me.

[Jim Noble]

Are you logged in?

[granite]

ATTENTION WaltStringer:

YOUR ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED BY A DU_MMIE

[P.O.E.]

Auction it off on e-Bay.

[tje]

Sorry, but this is the worst opus I've ever read...

[King Prout]

post a classic DUmmyesque Opus, catch a ZOT, and your account will go bye-bye

AFAIK, that's the only way.

[guitfiddlist]

What's the point? Kerry and Hillary have already downloaded everything for inquisitions, if they ever get the chance.

[Arrowhead1952]

Post something like this.

Principles or Politics? (ZOT!!! This was Jim Rockford.) and you will have this appear. This account has been banned or suspended.

[PoorMuttly]

I'm pretty sure Account Deletions used to be packaged with Zots, as a special parting gift.

I think it got too expensive though, but now they are buying them from Wal-Mart, so they may start doing it again.

Of course, being cheap knock-offs, they may not work, and you'll have to get Deleted all over again.

[King Prout]

or, an alternative
1. go to your Start menu
2. select "run"
3. enter "fdisk"
4. answer "yes" to any prompt
that oughtta do it.

[nhoward14]

What a crappy opus. Unless you are willing to type 3 pages about how offended you've become at the blah blah blah at FR, your account will remain active and you will be liable for your daily buck-o-five contribution to the freedom fund.

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

Post idiot questions like this in "Breaking News"... that'll do it.

[cpdiii]

Change your tag line to "Ashe" that will get you the SUPER ZOT!

[TexasCajun]

Log Out and Don't come back no more, no more!

[DooDahhhh]

Buy some "No Frerepublic Strips". I have them for $19.99 (a pack of 4)...but wait send the money NOW and I will give you 8!!!

[Caipirabob]

Let me get this straight: You want out?!?