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Kerry Sorry for Remark About Cheney's Lesbian Child (Satire)
Scrappleface.com ^ | October 14, 2004 | Scott Ott

Posted on 10/14/2004 4:32:51 PM PDT by The Loan Arranger

John Forbes Kerry, father of two heterosexual daughters, today apologized for referring to the sexual preference of Vice President Dick Cheney's daughter during last night's final presidential debate.

"There's nothing wrong with being one of God's homosexual children," said Mr. Kerry, an openly-heterosexual veteran of foreign war who is also a U.S. Senator, "And far be it from me to pry into the private life of Mr. Cheney's lesbian child, who is gay and a homosexual. People can't choose whom they will love, and so I should not have mentioned that his daughter is a lesbian person, and not a heterosexual, but in fact a gay homosexual woman who is a lesbian with the last name Cheney."

Mr. Kerry said he would send a card to the vice president's daughter to fully express his regrets.

"I'm sure Hallmark has a nice collection of cards that say things like, 'I'm sorry I talked about your sexual preferences on national TV'," said Mr. Kerry. "But I really wasn't trying to remind conservatives that the vice president has a daughter who is not heterosexual, but rather a homosexual lesbian gay woman named Cheney."

Mr. Kerry's running mate, John Edwards, will reportedly issue an apology tomorrow for similar remarks he made during his debate with Mr. Cheney.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bush; cheney; dems; edwards; gop; kerry; lynncheney; marycheney; scrappleface; vpcheney
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1 posted on 10/14/2004 4:32:52 PM PDT by The Loan Arranger
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To: The Loan Arranger

"I'm sure Hallmark has a nice collection of cards that say things like, 'I'm sorry I talked about your sexual preferences on national TV'," said Mr. Kerry. "But I really wasn't trying to remind conservatives that the vice president has a daughter who is not heterosexual, but rather a homosexual lesbian gay woman named Cheney."

LOL


2 posted on 10/14/2004 4:34:16 PM PDT by BenLurkin (We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
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To: The Loan Arranger

This was all planned. Both Kerry and Edwards made reference to Mary Cheney. It was calculated and in that it deserves to be thumped hard.


3 posted on 10/14/2004 4:36:14 PM PDT by 2thfxr
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To: The Loan Arranger

Why would John Edwards apologize? Dick Cheney accepted his comment. It's Edward's wife who owes all the Cheneys an apology for her mean-spirited, insensitive and totally incomprehensible comment (that Mrs. Cheney was ashamed of her daughter), especially since John Edwards was complimentary of the relationship between the Cheney's and their daughter Mary.


4 posted on 10/14/2004 4:38:35 PM PDT by Pharlap
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To: 2thfxr

My he is suddenly into God this week.


5 posted on 10/14/2004 4:38:57 PM PDT by angcat
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To: The Loan Arranger
Kerry: "I was homosexual before I was heterosexual"
6 posted on 10/14/2004 4:39:26 PM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: 2thfxr
This was all planned. Both Kerry and Edwards made reference to Mary Cheney. It was calculated and in that it deserves to be thumped hard.

Never say "thumped hard" in a sentence including Jane F. Kerry and Johnny Edwards, about homosexuality.

7 posted on 10/14/2004 4:40:29 PM PDT by unspun (RU working your precinct, churchmembers, etc. 4 good votes? | Not "Unspun w/ AnnaZ" but I appreciate)
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To: angcat

Listening to John Kerry lecturing on the Bible last night, I turned to my son Matthew and remarked, "I will retire to Bedlam."

Dan


8 posted on 10/14/2004 4:40:42 PM PDT by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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To: The Loan Arranger

He might want to pick up one of those cards for Teresa too. If He wants to apologize to everyone he offended last night maybe he ought to just buy Hallmark.


9 posted on 10/14/2004 4:40:44 PM PDT by CindyDawg
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To: Pharlap

This will fall on the deaf ears of Americans everywhere. I hope Edwards and his loud mouth nasty wife take it on the nose also....their constant remarks are planned and will probably come up again.The DNC is in panic of losing this election and being out of power makes them totally out of control. It is written all over their faces.


10 posted on 10/14/2004 4:42:17 PM PDT by cousair
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To: BibChr

I heard it on Rush today. It was so fake and pathetic. I hope God hits him over the head tonight! I'm sure the does thank god for all his money.


11 posted on 10/14/2004 4:42:27 PM PDT by angcat
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To: CindyDawg
He might want to pick up one of those cards for Teresa too. If He wants to apologize to everyone he offended last night maybe he ought to just buy Hallmark.

Just what happened, when he was an altar boy? 8-o

12 posted on 10/14/2004 4:42:34 PM PDT by unspun (RU working your precinct, churchmembers, etc. 4 good votes? | Not "Unspun w/ AnnaZ" but I appreciate)
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To: RedBloodedAmerican

"I was homosexual before I was heterosexual"

HAHAHAHA AWESOME!


13 posted on 10/14/2004 4:43:17 PM PDT by Zeppelin (John Kerry - Because holding every position on every issue is not easy.)
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To: BibChr

Listening to John Kerry lecturing on the Bible last night,

Were you referring to his John 16:3 quote?


15 posted on 10/14/2004 4:47:07 PM PDT by Lucky Lyn (NMRA Rules!!)
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To: 2thfxr

There is no doubt it was planned. They hope to use it to suppress conservative support for Bush. They hope it makes people forget that it is the Dems who will stand by and do nothing as their judges do for them what they can't do in a fair, democratic fight.

I can only imagine the outrage that would have been expressed by the Couric and Jennings' of the world had it been a Republican doing this to a Dem.


16 posted on 10/14/2004 4:48:21 PM PDT by Aetius
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To: The Loan Arranger
"People can't choose whom they will love" "..apologized for referring to the sexual preference of Vice President Dick Cheney's daughter"

which is it flip flop slime ball, a "preference" or "can't choose"

last nite's debate had skerry referring to gay as "not a choice" and "natural", and yet he say's it's a "preference". Not only is skerry a low life flip flopper he is setting the agenda for other groups to use that same rationale to legitimize their own deviant "sexual preferences". Mark my words, pedophiles will start the ball rolling soon if this pile of crap gets in office.

17 posted on 10/14/2004 4:49:12 PM PDT by SeaBiscuit (God Bless President GWB and our Brave Troops)
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To: Pharlap

Since when can parents MAKE their children choose to be heterosexual? On the other hand, can something be done about obesiety? I believe there is general agreement that obesiety IS a problem in society today, and Elizabeth Edwards seems to have a problem.


18 posted on 10/14/2004 4:49:54 PM PDT by LittleBoPeep
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To: RedBloodedAmerican

Kerry was a homosexual before he switched to a Trysexual and finally evolved as a Liesexual. Bush/Cheney 2004


19 posted on 10/14/2004 4:50:05 PM PDT by No Surrender No Retreat (These Colors Never Run( 7.62) "See Ya"ll At The VA Clinic" "Xin Loi My Boy")
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To: No Surrender No Retreat

LOL


20 posted on 10/14/2004 4:52:53 PM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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