Well, if it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, and it vibrates like a duck...
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To: martin_fierro
Don't the penumbras and emanations from the Constitution guaranty every American the right to own a vibrator?
/sarcasm
3 posted on
10/14/2004 7:38:59 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
To: martin_fierro
"Anything's a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide."
4 posted on
10/14/2004 7:39:00 AM PDT by
atomicpossum
(If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.©)
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
"AFLAC!"
Just damn.
If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...
6 posted on
10/14/2004 7:41:05 AM PDT by
mhking
("The UN was supposed to be our last, best hope for peace. It failed.")
To: martin_fierro
i have a vibrating BEE. no lie, my sisterinlaw gave it to me for christmas, i think she got it at walmart. boy did she take a lot of crap from my brother and my hub for that....
7 posted on
10/14/2004 7:43:11 AM PDT by
xsmommy
To: TheBigB
I think I've now officially seen it all on FR! :-)
8 posted on
10/14/2004 7:43:28 AM PDT by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: martin_fierro
Erm, I think the picture on the box implies that Jr. ain't gonna be using it anytime soon.
'sides, sittin' on the washing maching during the spin cyle works to. ;) Keep the duck.
9 posted on
10/14/2004 7:43:52 AM PDT by
najida
(There is nothing friendlier than a wet dog, except for maybe a 100 pound wet dog.)
To: martin_fierro
Wal Mart sells all kinds of vibrators.
Are they going to cite them next?
The prosecutor sounds like a real jerk off.
11 posted on
10/14/2004 7:45:16 AM PDT by
KidGlock
To: martin_fierro
14 posted on
10/14/2004 8:01:52 AM PDT by
7.62 x 51mm
(• veni • vidi • vino • visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
To: martin_fierro
"Who lives in a [censored] under the sea?"
"Spongeduck Nopants!"
To: martin_fierro
Duck hunters beware!!
19 posted on
10/14/2004 9:12:15 AM PDT by
cowboyway
(My Hero's have always been cowboys.)
To: martin_fierro
23 posted on
10/14/2004 11:29:34 AM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: martin_fierro
Can't believe Rush is talking about this post on his show right now!
25 posted on
10/14/2004 11:34:42 AM PDT by
cuz_it_aint_their_money
(I think you can be an honest man and lie about any number of things. Dan Rather to Bill O'Reilly.)
To: cjshapi
Rubber ducky, joy oh joy,
When I squeeze you, you make noise
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
26 posted on
10/14/2004 11:34:47 AM PDT by
Junior
(FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
To: martin_fierro
There has to be a joke in here about getting down off (or with) a duck.
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