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Sponge Duck Toy Creates Buzz in Tennessee (sex toy??)
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Posted on 10/14/2004 7:37:01 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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Well, if it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, and it vibrates like a duck...
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To: martin_fierro
Don't the penumbras and emanations from the Constitution guaranty every American the right to own a vibrator?
/sarcasm
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posted on
10/14/2004 7:38:59 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
To: martin_fierro

"Anything's a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide."
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posted on
10/14/2004 7:39:00 AM PDT
by
atomicpossum
(If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.©)
To: atomicpossum
"Anything's a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide."So much for Michael Moore and Jerry Nadler.
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posted on
10/14/2004 7:40:56 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(I want to have fanatical henchmen when I grow up.)
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...

"AFLAC!"

Just damn.
If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...
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posted on
10/14/2004 7:41:05 AM PDT
by
mhking
("The UN was supposed to be our last, best hope for peace. It failed.")
To: martin_fierro
i have a vibrating BEE. no lie, my sisterinlaw gave it to me for christmas, i think she got it at walmart. boy did she take a lot of crap from my brother and my hub for that....
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posted on
10/14/2004 7:43:11 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: TheBigB
I think I've now officially seen it all on FR! :-)
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posted on
10/14/2004 7:43:28 AM PDT
by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: martin_fierro
Erm, I think the picture on the box implies that Jr. ain't gonna be using it anytime soon.
'sides, sittin' on the washing maching during the spin cyle works to. ;) Keep the duck.
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posted on
10/14/2004 7:43:52 AM PDT
by
najida
(There is nothing friendlier than a wet dog, except for maybe a 100 pound wet dog.)
To: xsmommy
Now you can honestly say you've BEEn there, done that.
To: martin_fierro
Wal Mart sells all kinds of vibrators.
Are they going to cite them next?
The prosecutor sounds like a real jerk off.
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posted on
10/14/2004 7:45:16 AM PDT
by
KidGlock
To: Happygal
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posted on
10/14/2004 7:53:51 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(OPEN YOUR EYES, Clark Kent! You belong with CHLOE!)
To: KidGlock
The prosecutor sounds like a real jerk off. He's a quackoff.
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To: martin_fierro
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posted on
10/14/2004 8:01:52 AM PDT
by
7.62 x 51mm
(• veni • vidi • vino • visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
To: martin_fierro
With that packaging, how could anyone think that's anything but a harmless, child's bath toy?
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posted on
10/14/2004 8:01:57 AM PDT
by
GraniteStateConservative
(...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
To: GraniteStateConservative
Rubber ducky you're so fun
And I'm so glad that you're the one
Rubber ducky, I'm awfull fond of you...
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posted on
10/14/2004 8:18:58 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Bring the War on Terror to an elementary school near you! Vote for Kerry...)
To: BenLurkin
".....guaranty every American the right to own a vibrator?"Bill O"Reilly sure seems to think so.
To: martin_fierro
"Who lives in a [censored] under the sea?"
"Spongeduck Nopants!"
To: martin_fierro
Duck hunters beware!!
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posted on
10/14/2004 9:12:15 AM PDT
by
cowboyway
(My Hero's have always been cowboys.)
To: mhking
looks like one to me, check out the porn star lookin chick with it in the tub.
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posted on
10/14/2004 11:04:34 AM PDT
by
melkor
(God bless § 9 of the Texas penal code.)
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