Posted on 10/09/2004 7:07:25 PM PDT by Culvermerc
After last nights debate, I may have to vote for John Kerry. Given John Kerry's statement on Federally Funded Abortion were he stated that every U.S. citizen should be provided anything in the U.S. Constitution that they can not otherwise afford by the Federal Government. Given that the 2nd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution gives us the Right to Bare Arms and I can not afford any; John Kerry's plan will provide me a gun at TaxPayers expense. Wooo hooo.
I thought this was an anti-Kerry satire. Funny too. Why the ZOT?
wait...Culvermerc since... tomorrow? 10-10-04
where is the bunny with a pancake on its head??!?!?!?!?!?
I have no idea why this got zotted. You are absolutely correct in your assessment of the logical conclusion of Kerry's statement. By the way, I'm not sure about the "bare arms" thing. It really depends on how fit you are. Some flabby people with little waterwings instead of biceps actually look better with their arms clothed rather than bare.
I only know half. You got the other half.
I've already got a gun but I wouldn't mind a free face-lift.
Do newbies usually do this? I figured they would pop in on another thread and at least say hi or something.
Zotted into the future
Bare arms don't really look so good on a woman my age.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1240498/posts?page=20#20
Jim unzotted him so all is well.
I've noticed that a lot of FReepers are somewhat lacking in a sense of irony. If you don't put a </ sarc> tag after the post, a lot of them just don't get it.
A perfectly natural statement that came from Kerry...as we would expect from any Marxist/socialist. The Federal government will become you nanny, caretaker, mentor, and mortician...CRADLE TO GRAVE.
Maybe a slight modification to the title might change the perception we've scored another zot?
It's my right to knock you senseless if you "bare" that arm without deodorant and I find the smell offensive.
thank you!! LOL
I hope that isn't zotten offensive. I'm zotten blotten.
wanker ping
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