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Parody song: Kerry Grinch
October 9, 2004 | Lightman

Posted on 10/09/2004 7:01:59 PM PDT by lightman

You’re a flip-flop, Kerry Grinch;
It’s “the wrong war and wrong time.”
But you vote for the invasion
While in protest you now chime,
Kerry Grinch.

You voted against funding and then for it,
With logic sublime!

You’re a waffler, Kerry Grinch;
You would face Kim Jung alone
And forget a coalition
Yet its absence you bemoan
Kerry Grinch.

How can you enforce a treaty
while he holds the throne?

You’re a sly one, Kerry Grinch,
You know you will need a Draft
To fill your new two divisions
Or did you just think us daft?
Kerry Grinch.

You may think National Service moves us forward,
Most know it moves aft!

You’re a rotter, Kerry Grinch,
Make us pass a world wide test
To defend this sovereign nation
And her bravest and her best?
Kerry Grinch.

You take an oath to defend the Constitution--
forget all the rest!

You’re a vile one, Kerry Grinch,
You would leave No Child Behind
Save the ones that are aborted
Since for “choice” you’ll always find---
Kerry Grinch.

You won’t legislate for pro life but admire the conviction,
Oh isn’t that kind!

You’re a traitor Kerry Grinch
Just the same as Hanoi Jane
You’d aid and comfort enemies
Even Saddam Hussein
Kerry Grinch.

Your medals have lost their luster,
your comrades know you’re insane!


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KEYWORDS: abortion; debate; iraq; kerry; northkorea; swiftvets; traitor
Wish I could find a link to the Boris Karloff original!
1 posted on 10/09/2004 7:01:59 PM PDT by lightman
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To: plantone

lololololol


3 posted on 10/09/2004 7:07:26 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (http://www.osurepublicans.com)
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To: lightman

Awesome


4 posted on 10/09/2004 8:09:01 PM PDT by E Rocc (Orange you glad Kerry's gunna lose?)
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