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Doctor Accused Of Paying Fine With Feces-Covered Money
local6.com ^ | 10 8 04 | ap

Posted on 10/08/2004 3:29:13 PM PDT by freepatriot32

BURLINGTON, Iowa -- A psychiatrist who police say smeared excrement on dollar bills used to pay a parking ticket has been charged with harassment of a public official.

Ronald Preston McPike, 52, was arrested Sept. 30 at his office in Burlington.

He pleaded not guilty to the charge, a misdemeanor, and was released on $125 bond pending a Dec. 8 court appearance.

Officers received an envelope in July labeled "Foreign brown substance on bills." The envelope contained several dollar bills and a parking ticket made out to a vehicle registered to McPike, police said.

Tests indicated the brown substance was fecal matter and indicated that the stain patterns resulted from the matter being smeared on the bills.

"All personnel that dealt with the bills were offended by what the defendant did," an affidavit said.

McPike told police the money fell into a toilet and was retrieved to pay the parking ticket, police said.

If convicted,McPike could face up to 30 days in jail and a fine of up to $500.


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To: Gunrunner2

I was about to post something similar.
Great minds think alike....and fools seldom differ.


21 posted on 10/08/2004 3:46:03 PM PDT by Feiny (The use of intoxicants is one of the distinguishing marks of the higher types and races of humanity.)
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To: feinswinesuksass

That was a crappy thing to do!!


22 posted on 10/08/2004 3:49:54 PM PDT by nobody_knows (Mother hold the candle steady while I shave the chicken's lips.)
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To: freepatriot32

POO DOLLAR!


23 posted on 10/08/2004 3:51:05 PM PDT by mattdono ("Crush the democrats, drive them before you, and hear the lamentations of the scumbags" -Big Arnie)
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To: feinswinesuksass
Great user name!


 
 
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24 posted on 10/08/2004 3:58:39 PM PDT by counterpunch (The CouNTeRPuNcH Collection - www.counterpunch.us)
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To: freepatriot32

Just proves what I've known all along: psychiatrists are full of sh!t.

 

25 posted on 10/08/2004 3:58:46 PM PDT by Fintan (Oh...Am I supposed to read the article???)
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To: freepatriot32

(Don't)Follow the money.


26 posted on 10/08/2004 4:10:12 PM PDT by keat
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To: freepatriot32

It's not funny in an adolescently perverse "get the Man" prank since he's 52 and a professional. I recommend mental health counseling for this guy and the maximum.


27 posted on 10/08/2004 4:27:01 PM PDT by newzjunkey (Why are we in Iraq? Just point the whiners here: http://www.massgraves.info)
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To: newzjunkey
I recommend mental health counseling for this guy and the maximum.

Well, it's mental health counseling that turned him into what he is today.  Giving him more could make things worse.
28 posted on 10/08/2004 4:33:28 PM PDT by gcruse (http://gcruse.typepad.com/)
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To: feinswinesuksass

Yup . .and thanks. . .*I think*

;-)


29 posted on 10/08/2004 6:01:41 PM PDT by Gunrunner2
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To: freepatriot32
Maybe doc and the teacher need to start a support group.

Teacher puts feces in student's bookbag

30 posted on 10/08/2004 9:53:57 PM PDT by O.C. - Old Cracker (When the cracker gets old, you wind up with Old Cracker. - O.C.)
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