"Louie, Louie" Lyrics as Rorschach Test

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[Dutchgirl]

My husband insists that this site is inspired by an old "National Lampoon" article regarding "Louie, Louie" as an audio Rorschach test. Here are a few outdated surviving verses from 1988

The lyrics to 'Louie Louie' as heard by Michael Dukakis:

Louie oo-I, we go go
Louie oo-I, we go go

If I lip curl away afro bee
Catsup (expletive) cross from me
me sail ship o'state all alone
mar-aschino cherries at home

(chorus)
Greek mice he fail to see
Need more tax, oh frequently
Kitty she lead me ev'rywhere [A-HA!]
Ring in my-a nose, falafel hair (chorus, etc.)

as heard by George Bush:

Louie Lou-I, Winne-bago
Louie Lou-I, Winne-bago

The wimp thing no no me
Me catch shrapnel o'er sea
Me toss Ann Richards a bone
Meaner stinks meat bake it cone [?]
(chorus, garbled stanza)
Mes-sy Paul Anka moons a dove [MUST MEAN SOMETHING!]
Ted Kennedy along, me like to shove
Take Bent-sen and qualms begin
Iran-contra thing makes me phlegm (chorus)

as heard by Bill D. Cat:

Louie Lou-I, ne ga go
Louie Lou-I, ne ga go

Ee fi li curl way fra nee [REVEALS A SIMPLE HONESTY]
Ee cat-ta shi fro kra-see
Ne sait a shi auuuu lome
Ee newa fwo ma-make I ome
(chorus)
Ree nie (garbled) ail zee
Me tink (garbled) ee (garbled)
(garbled) dwee li'l friskies
(garbled) ack
(garbled)
guitar solo

[Dutchgirl]

The actual lyrics to "Louie Louie" are on this site, along with the "Dirty" lyrics that the FBI thought they heard...and a quote from the composer..."If I told you the words, you wouldn't believe them anyway" (Richard Berry)

[KiloLima]

It's time for our occupational therapy at the psychiatric hospital. Lou-I, Lou-I, ooohhh baby me got go. Bye.

[Dutchgirl]

Also in Swedish...(no mention of Moose...or sister.)

Louie Louie, åh nej,
Jag måste dra nu
Louie Louie, åh nej,
Jag måste dra nu
Min lilla tjej, hon väntar på mig
Men skeppet går till Montego Bay
Jag står på däck och stirrar ut
Och undrar om vi har gjort slut

Louie Louie, åh nej, Jag måste dra nu
I tretti dar ska skeppet gå
Bort från den jag tänker på
Jag drömmer om'na varje natt
Det är som om jag var besatt

Louie Louie, åh nej, Jag måste dra nu
Jamaicamåne, vågors svall
Kingston Airports avgångshall
Snart landar jag på Kastrup, sen
Över sundet till henne igen

[kenth]

and these lyrics are Bloom County...