[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

"Poison Ivy ;-) Just rub poison ivy all over the sign."


"The sap of the giant hogweed plant causes scarring and permanent dark discoloration of the skin when exposed to sunlight."


That sounds even better.

[cripplecreek]

It's really a rather dangerous invasive species.

http://www.hort.uconn.edu/cipwg/giant_hogweed.html