Unnngh..

Hey -- be careful where you stick that thing!

2,021 posted on 12/01/2005 5:58:17 PM PST by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)

Not exactly hung like a hamster!

2,022 posted on 12/01/2005 6:02:41 PM PST by Doomonyou (FR doesn't suffer fools lightly.)

Oh, sure, NOW they invent it-

AFTER I've had the vasectomy!

2,023 posted on 12/01/2005 6:34:04 PM PST by ovrtaxt (The FAIRTAX. A powerplay for We The People.)

2,024 posted on 12/01/2005 9:17:13 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)

To: Doomonyou; BenLurkin; trisham; Darksheare; Mad Dawgg; ovrtaxt; Francis McClobber; Pyro7480; ...

Imagine MNF Being Covered Like Iraq
Carolina Journal ^ | November 30 | Jon Ham

Posted on 12/02/2005 2:46:11 PM PST by darkangel82

RALEIGH — Watching Monday Night Football the other night, it occurred to me that if one imagined the mainstream media covering that game the way they cover the war in Iraq (or the economy), the absurdity of their reporting would be plain for all to see.

INDIANAPOLIS — The Indianapolis Colts, seeking to silence critics who say they are overrated, fell short of that mark on Monday night by outscoring the Pittsburgh Steelers by a mere 3-point margin in the first quarter.

Despite the unspectacular first-quarter margin, Colts head coach Tony Dungy insisted that his team was winning the battle. “Hey, we’re up three,” said Dungy. “In my book that’s a lead.” But critics pointed out that the Colts gained their lead only as a result of a desperation 80-yard pass by quarterback Peyton Manning to Marvin Harrison on their first play of the game.

“That score was based on subterfuge and was patently unfair,” said one critic, who asked to remain anonymous for fear of retaliation by league officials. “It amounted to abuse of opposing players to fool them like that.”

Despite scoring on their first snap of the game, and later scoring a field goal to go up 10-0, the Colts allowed Pittsburgh to score with only 1:18 left in the first quarter. Colt critics demanded that Dungy acknowledge that he had made coaching mistakes in the quarter, but he refused to do so.

2,025 posted on 12/06/2005 8:09:10 AM PST by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)

2,026 posted on 12/06/2005 8:22:29 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)

To: trisham; BenLurkin; Darksheare; Mad Dawgg; ovrtaxt; Francis McClobber; Pyro7480; OB1kNOb

2,027 posted on 12/07/2005 1:28:50 PM PST by Doomonyou (FR doesn't suffer fools lightly.)

2,028 posted on 12/07/2005 1:30:13 PM PST by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)

2,029 posted on 12/11/2005 6:49:53 PM PST by El Conservador ("No blood for oil!"... Then don't drive, you moron!!!)

To: El Conservador

2,030 posted on 12/13/2005 5:12:47 PM PST by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)

To: Doomonyou; BenLurkin; trisham; Darksheare; Mad Dawgg; ovrtaxt; Francis McClobber; Pyro7480

A new breed -- the red neck hound dog! Uunngghh!

2,031 posted on 12/14/2005 2:17:07 PM PST by OB1kNOb (I'm gonna boogie oogie woogie til I just can't boogie no more..............)

2,032 posted on 12/14/2005 2:19:20 PM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)

2,033 posted on 12/14/2005 3:35:44 PM PST by Doomonyou (FR doesn't suffer fools lightly.)

To: Doomonyou; Darksheare; Mad Dawgg; trisham; ovrtaxt; Francis McClobber; Pyro7480; OB1kNOb

2,034 posted on 12/15/2005 12:24:34 PM PST by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)

MASSIVE Unngh!
Either a huge whallop to the face, or vicious dental infection.
(Or photoshop..)

2,035 posted on 12/15/2005 12:28:34 PM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)

2,036 posted on 12/15/2005 12:29:40 PM PST by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)

16 pound tumor like growth?!
OUCH!

2,037 posted on 12/15/2005 12:30:42 PM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)

To: Darksheare; BenLurkin

16 pound tumor like growth?!

Major Unnngh!

You know, I might have gone to the doctor a little sooner, but that's just me!

2,038 posted on 12/15/2005 1:20:22 PM PST by Doomonyou (FR doesn't suffer fools lightly.)

To: Doomonyou; BenLurkin

That HAS to hurt though.

2,039 posted on 12/15/2005 1:45:01 PM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)

That HAS to hurt though.

Like a big dog.

2,040 posted on 12/15/2005 2:05:41 PM PST by Doomonyou (FR doesn't suffer fools lightly.)

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