[Piranha]

I saw this a few weeks ago. I'd bet it's an urban legend.

[Constitution Day]

It's from here:

Rathergate is a 'sign' of the times: Larry Elder relays hilarious tale of Democrat caught stealing

[ZGuy]

You're right -- It's fiction. Snopes doesn't list it, but Truthorfiction does.

[tdadams]

I'm sure it is, but still funny as h**l. It made me laugh. I'm a sucker for a good story.