His DISCHARGE IS PHONEY, bought and paid for.
Bet you it'll be a snippet of film footage showing SkErry urinating on and burning an American flag. People much smarter and more political savvy than I have alluded to the existence of this.
In fact, I own a retail store that carries a luxury item that many people would love to own (though I refuse to shamefully plug regardless of the tempting exposure). If its okay with the ADMIN of the site and not breaking a law or something, I would offer a prize valued at $5K for the first person to get it right.
Let me know. This would be great fun.
It will be discovered that Kerry is actually Osama in disguise (think Mission Impossible latex mask ripping moment). Think about it.... about the same height.... holds U.S.A. in the same high regard....and can't dismantle any effort to fight terrorism fast enough...hmmm...
Osama is really dead and has been for months. They will say that they did not release it until they could get DNA proof that it is really him.
I emailed the webmaster to see if I can use the forum to give away a prize...but I won't use my name or business name here. That's gross. If they allow it, I'm in. I want the longest thread in the history of the FR. That alone is worth the prize.
John Kerry was a paid spy for the North Vietnamese.
John Kerry was convicted of violating the UMCJ.
John Kerry co-authored the Gorlick wall
GWB's October surprises:
1) Suddenly lowers gas prices to favor oil company buddies
2) Starts using carrier landing pictures in campaign
3) Finds large stockpiles of WMDs
4) Conveniently "finds" UBL
Well, he's already been blamed for this stuff by the unwashed left -- he may as well do it!
October Surprise:
The release of some prisoners of war -- whether from North Korea, Viet Nam, or Iran, I don't know. But my first guess is that there have been secret negotiations for either a prisoner exchange or an out-right release by the other Country and it is to occur in October.
OR, it could be that Jacques Chirac will come crawling to President Bush begging his forgiveness and pardon for being such a "fru-fru-french poodle" over the war against Terrorism.
OR, the President is going to announce another National Holiday for October 15th: Native American Day.
I know.
The President will show us photos of his new dog, "October Surprise."
While in the District Attorney's office in Boston, Kerry was complicit with church officials of the Boston Archdiocese in covering up allegations of sexual abuse by the Archdiocese's priests.
RAMADAN starts October 15. It's supposed to be a month of fasting and prayer for Moslems.
The SURPRISE may be an attack on that day by Moslem extremists.
How about John Kerry on video plotting to kill some senators?
I still believe there is an "October Surprise" to come out about Lurch. I'm going to deliver a Baby-Grand piano to the first correct guess!
Come on folks. Pony up! This is going to be fun.