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Kerry taking lessons from 'smile coach'? -Gingrich
Sean Hannity show - WABC radio (New York) | 9/30/04

Posted on 09/30/2004 2:58:29 PM PDT by shhrubbery!

Newt Gingrich, on the Sean Hannity radio show this afternoon, said he'd heard that Kerry was taking smiling lessons from a smile coach, in preparation for the debate tonight.

Gingrich said he was looking forward to the debate, and was particularly interested in seeing whether Kerry had changed his smile.


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1 posted on 09/30/2004 2:58:30 PM PDT by shhrubbery!
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He should have had an artist paint a smile on while he was being mystically misted.


2 posted on 09/30/2004 2:59:26 PM PDT by Linda Sandoval (Hockeymom for Bush)
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To: shhrubbery!
Wouldn't smiling crack the paint?

-Eric

3 posted on 09/30/2004 3:00:00 PM PDT by E Rocc (Orange you glad Kerry's gunna lose?)
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To: shhrubbery!

Leave it to Lurch to try and learn how to be a person.

Trying to learn how to smile! LOL!!!!!

He doesn't get it. It doesn't matter what he looks like it is what is in his heart and mind that people find repulsive.


4 posted on 09/30/2004 3:00:09 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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How do you take smile lessons and for the first time, in front of millions of people, smile differently. Dufus got taken. I hope it costs a lot of theresa's money.


5 posted on 09/30/2004 3:00:23 PM PDT by Merry
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To: E Rocc

Yeah and with the Botox it could be a challenge to get those nerves working again.


6 posted on 09/30/2004 3:01:06 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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I wonder if the lights will bring out his orange highlights?


7 posted on 09/30/2004 3:03:50 PM PDT by cardinal4 (John Kerry- "A Hamster Tale..")
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8 posted on 09/30/2004 3:06:27 PM PDT by isthisnickcool (Only dummies play poker with George W. Bush.)
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Just heard Mark Levin (also on WABC radio) say Kerry doesn't look orange anymore.

Levin says they must've sandblasted it off.

9 posted on 09/30/2004 3:07:41 PM PDT by shhrubbery!
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Ain't ah gonna help. That "smile" of his is damn scary. Now, on the other hand, a "skin color" coach could be of great benefit to Johnny Orange Kerry.
10 posted on 09/30/2004 3:20:37 PM PDT by Screaming Eagle Red Leg
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They probably scrubbed his face raw ... which would also explain TAY-RAY-ZAH's face.


11 posted on 09/30/2004 3:21:55 PM PDT by Screaming Eagle Red Leg
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To: shhrubbery!

Doesnt look orange anymore? What the hell did they do? Paint him a different color?


12 posted on 09/30/2004 3:23:09 PM PDT by cardinal4 (John Kerry- "A Hamster Tale..")
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Wait a minute! The Kerry camp said he was tanned playing football. How are they going to explain that one day he was orange from "football" and today the color is gone??


13 posted on 09/30/2004 3:25:29 PM PDT by cardinal4 (John Kerry- "A Hamster Tale..")
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Wait a minute! The Kerry camp said he was tanned playing football. How are they going to explain that one day he was orange from "football" and today the color is gone??


14 posted on 09/30/2004 3:25:47 PM PDT by cardinal4 (John Kerry- "A Hamster Tale..")
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To: shhrubbery!

He should do what the pageant girls do...coat his teeth with Vaseline so they don't stick when he smiles all pretty...


15 posted on 09/30/2004 3:33:16 PM PDT by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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To: shhrubbery!

Look forward to seeing those "before debate" and "debate" pics, side by side, on Drudge by tomorrow.


16 posted on 09/30/2004 3:34:13 PM PDT by LincolnLover
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To: shhrubbery!
Once again the dems nominate a stiff, phony character who has to be taught how to smile, dress, and what color his face should be. Did they do Kerry's "package" too?
17 posted on 09/30/2004 3:37:24 PM PDT by ladyinred ("John Kerry reporting for spitball and typewriter duty.")
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To: shhrubbery!

LOL Yeah they could have. I've used that fake crap before (cheap stuff) and you can scrub it off with a good loofah.


18 posted on 09/30/2004 3:44:14 PM PDT by gopheraj
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To: shhrubbery!

Who did he take his ass kissing lessons from?


19 posted on 09/30/2004 4:02:44 PM PDT by harrycarey
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To: cardinal4
A college newspaper which "covered" this football game reported that John "Irish Orange" Kerry arrived at the game already orange.

Oh, Dan Rather, where are ya when we need ya?

20 posted on 09/30/2004 4:21:44 PM PDT by Screaming Eagle Red Leg
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