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Also, just where is a dog going to locate an indigenous source for giant monkey skulls in the US???

I know! I know!! The monkey escaped from a travelling circus and got lost in the country near Jilley's neighbor's home. Since there weren't any bananas growing in the wild, the monkey died, and the dog found the skull and brought it home. Yeah, that's the ticket!

[Thrusher]

In other news, hundreds of thousands of indigenous giant monkey skulls registered to vote today in Ohio. 98% of them registered as Democrats.

[Pharmboy]

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