You need to post this on FR to get our advice? Call the cops immediately - it's either a missing person or a homicide or a suicide.
I NEED HELP. There is a large growth growing out of my genitals the size of a basketball and it smells like Doritos. What should I do?
You don't have to be so mean. I have known her for 25 years and she is a wonderful person. I find it hard to just call the police on her, so I am in a moral fix. THAT IS WHY I POSTED IT HERE. Freerepublic has lawyers and other professionals that might offer some good advice.
Yeah ... what's that all about.
Dear Ann Landers ...
One other possibility: It's an old, shallow grave that has been unearthed either by the dog or time and weather. I lived out in the boonies for two long, long, long years (I'm a city person) and there was an old grave on our property. I avoided it at all costs. I did notice once that the grave marker said 18-- something. I don't remember the exact date. Just a thought, but I'd definitely be calling the police.