My neighbor's dog brought home a human skull, what

[Xenalyte]

I was just wondering how the hell I missed that . . . and realized I was in the thriving metropolis of Plantersville at the time of posting. Thanks!

[Scythian]

[Constitution Day]

hey, CD....how's it going? any skulls in YOUR neighbor's yard?

Not unless you count the all the deer he's killed in the last few years!

(I'm doing fine, BTW)

[Hillarys nightmare]

You honestly don't know what to do?
Sounds like you must be suffering from Liberosis.

[sc2_ct]

CAMBODIA TO SWITCH TO SKULL-BASED ECONOMY

PHNOM PENH, Cambodia - Cambodian dictator Pol Pot announced Saturday that his nation will soon replace the riel, its longtime unit of currency, with the human skull.

"Paper money and metal coins are a waste of our country's precious, limited natural resources," Pot said. "But skulls are plentiful, as the countryside is littered with them."

Pot said the switch to a skull-based economy makes sense for political reasons, as well. "The taint of bourgeois reactionary counterrevolution infects the riel," he said. "But the blinding whiteness of our country's native headbones are the perfect symbol for the radiant new dawn the Khmer Rouge has brought to Cambodia."

The new plan is drawing praise from economists, including Jan Van Duyn, chairman of the International Monetary Fund.

"By establishing a fixed, stable and plentiful transaction marker - in this case, the millions of bare, vulture-picked crania of massacred innocents strewn across the blood-soaked valley lowlands of Cambodia like ossified rivers from the darkest regions of Hell - Pol Pot sends a strong message to overseas investors that Cambodia is open for business," he said.

The skull-based economy will go into effect as soon as the country has any goods or services to offer.

[TexasCajun]

THE SKULL IS JUST A MONKEY SKULL THAT JUST LOOKS HUMAN. I FEEL SO RELIEIVED.

And you believe that story?
Did the dog kill the monkey too?

I think your neighbor killed her husband, put his head on a fence post to look at every day and then fed him to you over the years! That's just my guess.

And now you know! I'd be careful if I were you.

[Constitution Day]

You still have not explained where a dog would find a giant monkey skull.

[elli1]

Sounds like jilley's neighbor's dog was in Cambodia too.

[Nova]

Can't find any real antlers in the catalogs I have at hand, but they're worth a lot. Some fake ones (made of resin) at $30 a pair, in a "Sportsman's Guide" catalog, are advertised as "MUCH less expensive" than real ones.

[TexasCajun]

Your neighbor sounds like she is scared and worried that you are going to call the police.

She could be destroying valuable evidence. Have you thought of that?

When is the last time you ate any of the 'meat' that was in her freezer? You could have been helping her destroy other evidence? I'd watch my back!

[Scythian]

I just saw my neighbor go out to the drive and remove the skull from the fence and put in a bag. I think I might have made her think that it was scaring me or something.

I'm sorry for all of the kidding but really, you should have called the police, you could have even went to a phone booth so they wouldn't know who made the call. As it stands now you have made yet another wrong move. All evil needs is for good men (and women) to do nothing.

[Sloth]

By simply posing a question to others in regards to your own actions, you are already preparing for regret.

[.38sw]

Jilley, this is a photo of a monkey skull. It really doesn't look like a human skull. You need to ask yourself some questions, like, where did the dog find a monkey skull? And if it is just a monkey skull, why did your neighbor remove it?

And if it ISN'T a monkey skull, are you OK with not reporting the find to the authorities, and possibly allowing a homicide to go unsolved, and someone's family continue to wonder what happened to their loved one?

Just some things for you to consider...

[Sloth]

Another monkey skull.

[Bacon Man]

Oh that's just for decoration! Wooooo-woooooooo!!!

[ecurbh]

Ping

[.38sw]

Yeah, looks human all right. I can see how someone could be confused.

[headsonpikes]

Hey, I've got a pike short a head!

I always suspected that neighbour lady!

[Pharmboy]

Well put.

[P8riot]

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