[NYC GOP Chick]

Don't say I didn't give you any pictures!

[Dems_R_Losers]

Double D? Those things are Double Q!

[Uncle Vlad]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[Rebelbase]

First Draft:

Country legend Dolly Parton is having her famous breasts reduced after suffering 30 years of excruciating back pain and making millions from her puppies.

[BrooklynGOP]

This should be in BREAKING NEWS!

[ClintonBeGone]

Another American momument(s) bites the dust.

[tx_eggman]

The I Will always Love You singer had silicone implants in both her twenties and her thirties

Is this saying that the twenties became thirties and the thirties became forties?

[Jonah Hex]

Thanks for the mammeries, Dolly...

[Quilla]

Although she never had implants, my little sister had her breasts reduced. She's tiny - 5-4" and 100 pounds and her D cups were quite painful. Her biggest complaint was the area at the top of her shoulders. She would wear bras with extra wide straps to reduce the pain.

[Conspiracy Guy]

"My Boobs are killing me!" That would be a good thing for the rank and file democrat to say about their party leaders and candidates.

[BJungNan]

These girls seems to have found a way to relieve pressure on their backs without removing whatever they put inside their breast.

Maybe Dolly just needs to get in line. My gosh, though, they are all ugly, arn't they?

[Cyber Ninja]

Ms. Parton can sing really sweet.
Has a bust line that can’t be beat.
Taters and grits.
And really big ____.
We’ll miss that rack-o-fine sweater meat.

CB^[

[tall_tex]

I had a terrible nightmare the other night. I dreamed that I was Dolly's baby and she weaned me. (old joke but still kinda funny) :)

[GSWarrior]

Is this part of Bush's plan to harm milk producers?

[JoJo Gunn]

[Dont Mention the War]

Wha ... wha ... they're FAKE!?!?

[Vigilantcitizen]

Titillating.