Posted on 09/27/2004 9:10:26 AM PDT by Guffman
How's your day?
Ha, a harpy, that's funny!
Heeeeey, I got those from you, phancy!
No, my felon Uncle Chuck.
We call him "Chuckles" to make it happier!
My dad is creative.
He calls Guffy "Ding Ding" and me "Moo Moo".
I'll never complain about having to sit and rest!
YOU stole my scotch??
I knew it!
Oops.
Busted!
Drat!
You should know better! I'm crafty...
I just scarfed those tomatos--hope they don't have the same effect as before...
Hmmm!
I never knew what to say to the guy when they passed the phone to me, it was always, "So what's new?"
Like there's going to be big news from that tiny little cell he lives in year after year! I just wanted to eat my pumpkin pie...
You know what they say about gluttony!
Well, the prez is out and about today, and he looks like quite the dashing cowboy, as per usual.
He's boarding his jet in TX to leave for FL...
Then go eat your pie!
Weeeeeeeeeell, should you be talking??
I am the Glutton!
Goo Goo Ga Joob!
How dare you torment the cubicle bound like that! ;o)
He stopped calling a phew years back.
I think he didn't want to talk to us when we all had our mouths full!
That sounds so cruel but it's true...
I'm cube-bound too!
I looked him up on Yahoo News.
That's sad.
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