George W. Bush invaded Iraq so that oil companies could oppress liberals.
1 posted on
09/23/2004 11:53:01 AM PDT by
vmivol00
To: vmivol00
2 posted on
09/23/2004 11:54:29 AM PDT by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: vmivol00
No way.
George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that SUV owners could conquer The United Nations.
3 posted on
09/23/2004 11:54:54 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(The economy won't matter if you're dead.)
To: vmivol00
Generator output:
" George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that Ann Coulter and SUV owners could invade women."
I knew it!
4 posted on
09/23/2004 11:56:20 AM PDT by
Pukin Dog
(Sans Reproache)
To: vmivol00
George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that SUV owners and the Christian Coalition could offend The French.
5 posted on
09/23/2004 11:56:24 AM PDT by
AngryJawa
(Happiness Is A Silent Blissninny)
To: vmivol00
Bush is forcing people to post vanities to the breaking news section.
6 posted on
09/23/2004 11:56:28 AM PDT by
1Old Pro
To: vmivol00
George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that SUV owners, Republicans, white men, and Rush Limbaugh could oppress transgendered people.
Hee hee!
7 posted on
09/23/2004 11:56:29 AM PDT by
KStorm
(CBS - Credibility's Been Shot.)
To: vmivol00
I dit it and this is the theory. It must be true.
George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that The Jews and SUV owners could conquer minorities.
To: vmivol00
President Bush, "Could you please send some rain over my way, my lawn is so parched it's turning brown. And could you send some snow for Christmas, even if it's 85 degrees?"
To: vmivol00
George W. Bush lowered taxes so that The Jews could conquer Michael Moore.
10 posted on
09/23/2004 11:57:40 AM PDT by
paulklenk
(Blue Fairy, please make Dan Rather a real boy!)
To: vmivol00
"George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that The Jews, Rush Limbaugh, and gun owners could conquer The United Nations."
11 posted on
09/23/2004 11:59:52 AM PDT by
ABG(anybody but Gore)
(Dan Rather plans to spend the winter in Valley Forgery.-hflynn)
To: vmivol00
"George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, white men, SUV owners, and the Christian Coalition could upset The French."
What a hoot!
To: vmivol00
George W. Bush HAS to be re-elected so there is no question about whom to blame when Iraq collapses into total anarchy.
In which case, the Bush campaign should demand a recount, to slough the onus of this devastating blow to the good citizens of the world back onto the Democrats.
If Bush does not agree to concede the outcome of the election, then proceed with impeachment.
And you thought Kerry-Edwards did not have a strategy.
To: vmivol00
George W. Bush lowered taxes so that The Jews and white men could conquer women.
14 posted on
09/23/2004 12:10:31 PM PDT by
bikepacker67
(Sandy wasn't stuffing his socks, he was stuffing A sock.)
To: vmivol00
Halliburton is blowing up Iraqi oil wells in order to cause global warming so they can corner the market in air conditioners & deodorant.
16 posted on
09/23/2004 12:45:15 PM PDT by
Larry381
(The Democratic Party-Celebrating 60 years of aid and comfort to America's enemies)
To: vmivol00
Here's mine:
George W. Bush lowered taxes so that Republicans and Rush Limbaugh could oppress The French.
I LIKE it!
17 posted on
09/23/2004 1:55:37 PM PDT by
StrictTime
("Pajama Riot! I wanna riot! Pajama Riot! A riot of my own!")
To: vmivol00
George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that SUV owners, white men, and Rush Limbaugh could steal from women.
18 posted on
09/23/2004 1:58:30 PM PDT by
StrictTime
("Pajama Riot! I wanna riot! Pajama Riot! A riot of my own!")
To: vmivol00
George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that SUV owners, white men, and Rush Limbaugh could steal from women.
19 posted on
09/23/2004 1:59:11 PM PDT by
StrictTime
("Pajama Riot! I wanna riot! Pajama Riot! A riot of my own!")
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