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Generate your own Bush conspiracy theory
Conspiracy generator ^

Posted on 09/23/2004 11:53:01 AM PDT by vmivol00

Generate your own Bush conspiracy. I think MoveOn.org must have used this site to blame Bush for the hurricanes.


TOPICS: Conspiracy
KEYWORDS: conspiracytheory
George W. Bush invaded Iraq so that oil companies could oppress liberals.
1 posted on 09/23/2004 11:53:01 AM PDT by vmivol00
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To: vmivol00

NOT


2 posted on 09/23/2004 11:54:29 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: vmivol00

No way.

George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that SUV owners could conquer The United Nations.


3 posted on 09/23/2004 11:54:54 AM PDT by cripplecreek (The economy won't matter if you're dead.)
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To: vmivol00
Generator output:

" George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that Ann Coulter and SUV owners could invade women."

I knew it!

4 posted on 09/23/2004 11:56:20 AM PDT by Pukin Dog (Sans Reproache)
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To: vmivol00

George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that SUV owners and the Christian Coalition could offend The French.


5 posted on 09/23/2004 11:56:24 AM PDT by AngryJawa (Happiness Is A Silent Blissninny)
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To: vmivol00

Bush is forcing people to post vanities to the breaking news section.


6 posted on 09/23/2004 11:56:28 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that SUV owners, Republicans, white men, and Rush Limbaugh could oppress transgendered people.

Hee hee!


7 posted on 09/23/2004 11:56:29 AM PDT by KStorm (CBS - Credibility's Been Shot.)
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To: vmivol00
I dit it and this is the theory. It must be true.

George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that The Jews and SUV owners could conquer minorities.

8 posted on 09/23/2004 11:57:04 AM PDT by JeepInMazar
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To: vmivol00

President Bush, "Could you please send some rain over my way, my lawn is so parched it's turning brown. And could you send some snow for Christmas, even if it's 85 degrees?"


9 posted on 09/23/2004 11:57:04 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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George W. Bush lowered taxes so that The Jews could conquer Michael Moore.


10 posted on 09/23/2004 11:57:40 AM PDT by paulklenk (Blue Fairy, please make Dan Rather a real boy!)
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To: vmivol00

"George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that The Jews, Rush Limbaugh, and gun owners could conquer The United Nations."


11 posted on 09/23/2004 11:59:52 AM PDT by ABG(anybody but Gore) (Dan Rather plans to spend the winter in Valley Forgery.-hflynn)
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"George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, white men, SUV owners, and the Christian Coalition could upset The French."

What a hoot!

12 posted on 09/23/2004 12:01:16 PM PDT by M. Thatcher (.)
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To: vmivol00

George W. Bush HAS to be re-elected so there is no question about whom to blame when Iraq collapses into total anarchy.

In which case, the Bush campaign should demand a recount, to slough the onus of this devastating blow to the good citizens of the world back onto the Democrats.

If Bush does not agree to concede the outcome of the election, then proceed with impeachment.

And you thought Kerry-Edwards did not have a strategy.


13 posted on 09/23/2004 12:02:04 PM PDT by alloysteel
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To: vmivol00

George W. Bush lowered taxes so that The Jews and white men could conquer women.


14 posted on 09/23/2004 12:10:31 PM PDT by bikepacker67 (Sandy wasn't stuffing his socks, he was stuffing A sock.)
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To: bikepacker67

Wow! That sounds like the Rev Sharpton


15 posted on 09/23/2004 12:11:02 PM PDT by bikepacker67 (Sandy wasn't stuffing his socks, he was stuffing A sock.)
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To: vmivol00

Halliburton is blowing up Iraqi oil wells in order to cause global warming so they can corner the market in air conditioners & deodorant.


16 posted on 09/23/2004 12:45:15 PM PDT by Larry381 (The Democratic Party-Celebrating 60 years of aid and comfort to America's enemies)
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To: vmivol00

Here's mine:

George W. Bush lowered taxes so that Republicans and Rush Limbaugh could oppress The French.

I LIKE it!


17 posted on 09/23/2004 1:55:37 PM PDT by StrictTime ("Pajama Riot! I wanna riot! Pajama Riot! A riot of my own!")
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George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that SUV owners, white men, and Rush Limbaugh could steal from women.
18 posted on 09/23/2004 1:58:30 PM PDT by StrictTime ("Pajama Riot! I wanna riot! Pajama Riot! A riot of my own!")
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To: vmivol00
George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that SUV owners, white men, and Rush Limbaugh could steal from women.
19 posted on 09/23/2004 1:59:11 PM PDT by StrictTime ("Pajama Riot! I wanna riot! Pajama Riot! A riot of my own!")
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