To: MeekOneGOP; Slip18; Argh; xsmommy; Gabz; VRWCmember
BALLAD OF DAN RATHER (Think "Beverly Hillbillies" theme song)
Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Dan,
The documents were fake and he didn't give a damn;
He put 'em on the air, an' he thought he'd done the job,
But up from the web come a howlin' mob.
Blogs, that is.
Web logs.
Checkin' facts.
Well, the first thing you know ol' Dan's a-runnin' fast;
Made a false report an' it bit him in the ass;
He said 'dog-gonnit, I done thought I'd get away!'
But it turned out to be his a-reckonin' day.
Busted, that is.
Red-faced.
Mud in the eye.
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Dan and all his men;
And they would like to shoot you folks for turnin' them in;
You're all invited back next week to watch the Evening News,
And see which correspondent's picked to fill Dan's empty shoes.
Y'all come back, now, hear?
155 posted on
09/23/2004 2:15:51 PM PDT by
TheGrimReaper
(o)(o)....Keeping abreast for 50 years now.)
To: TheGrimReaper
156 posted on
09/23/2004 2:17:44 PM PDT by
Gabz
(Hurricanes and Kerry/Edwards have 2 things in common - hot air and destruction.)
To: TheGrimReaper
157 posted on
09/23/2004 2:21:15 PM PDT by
Texan5
(You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line...)
To: TheGrimReaper; Happy2BMe; Conspiracy Guy; Smartass; Boazo; potlatch; yall
hahahahaaaaa! That is a great play with Dan Rather Doc Scandal
to the "Beverly Hillbillies" theme song!
159 posted on
09/23/2004 2:40:19 PM PDT by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: TheGrimReaper
163 posted on
09/23/2004 2:56:44 PM PDT by
Conspiracy Guy
(Dan Rather, "I lied, but I lied about the truth".)
To: TheGrimReaper
A fine piece of work, Grim
168 posted on
09/23/2004 3:42:02 PM PDT by
international american
(Support our troops!! Send Kerry back to Bedlam,Massachusetts!!)
To: TheGrimReaper
172 posted on
09/23/2004 3:50:26 PM PDT by
Laura Earl
(No man is an island, but some are peninsulas.)
To: TheGrimReaper
Did I give you a grade today, Grimmy? Cyber and I were just ROTFLOAs off. A+.
176 posted on
09/23/2004 3:54:35 PM PDT by
Slip18
To: TheGrimReaper
249 posted on
09/24/2004 2:12:13 PM PDT by
Argh
To: TheGrimReaper
are you and mudboy slim the same person???
if not, you should get TOGETHER and really give the LIBs/DIMocRATS H!
free dixie,sw
250 posted on
09/26/2004 12:21:24 PM PDT by
stand watie
( being a damnyankee is no better than being a racist. damnyankee is a LEARNED prejudice.)
To: TheGrimReaper
Great song...BALLAD OF DAN RATHER! Think I'll print it up and put it in a time capsule...or lockbox....
252 posted on
11/03/2004 3:30:46 AM PST by
hummingbird
("If it wasn't for the insomnia, I could have gotten some sleep!")
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