Posted on 09/23/2004 7:43:43 AM PDT by Slip18
In order that we might all raise the level of discourse and expand our language abilities, here is the daily post of “word for the day”. Rules: Everyone must leave a post using the “word of the day”; in a sentence. The sentence must, in some way, relate to the news of the day. The Review threads are linked for your edification. ;-) Practice makes perfect.....post on....
Subbie Slip has her whip, handcuffs and legcuffs today. Word is around that Sea Dragon has new handcuffs, so all y’alls behave yourselves, ya hear?
The rest of the stuff is locked up in my drawer.
Maiden noun:
1) Maid, virgin
2) Archaic: Former Scottish beheading device resembling a guillotine
3) A mare, stallion or gelding that has never won a race
WORD OF THE DAY (when it comes to Kerry) is Loser.
Loser of the up coming Election.
Loser of his seat in the senate.
Loser of common sense.
Loser in the sense of a Jerk.
Loser of any remaining respect he may have had.
Loser of any hope he had to become President with his comments today.
Loser not to be insulting, He's a Loser as in it's the truth!
How do you know my age??????????????
44 States that is for George W Bush!)
Oh you were talking about the election........sorrry, go t carried away!!!
;)
We will be the same age for 46 days!
LOL!!!
Thank you, Miss Garden, you get my vote.
PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy?
"Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clinton?
Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
Clinton: Ditto for Bill
Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
Clinton: Ditto for Monica
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit
Clinton: Let's not go there
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary....basically, the same
A+, xs. That article deserves more than an Aghie quadruple F minus.
I just said something nasty about you in the post above! LOL!
Glad you had a great trip yesterday.
That's OK, you usually do say nasty things about me around here, that's why I like you so much. :^)
Would he be the female in the Terrezza match-up?
Fer goodness sake, you get an A+. I must be slipping here.
Good one, Doug. A+ for you. Nice to see you in here again.
HAH! Thank you, Miss Slip!
This is terrible of me, but I have to ask: Did she eat anything?
That's not me, fd, but she sure is gorgeous.
She did eat a little bit. She said that she loves coming to Texas because they gave her cowboy boots, a cowboy hat, and bourbon last night. She also said that after their dinner last night she ended up at Joe T Garcia's (Mexican food) Restaurant (reputed as having the best margaritas in Fort Worth). She didn't say how many margaritas she kicked back at Joe T's.
I'm sure his gorgeous daughters have a lot of dragons' tongues hanging out. You get an A, Poohbah!
What am I going to do with you?
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