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Please summarize the day, I've got 10 minutes away from work
Self | 9/22/04 | Self

Posted on 09/22/2004 12:42:40 PM PDT by ItIsATigerIMarried

Whas up?


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To: ItIsATigerIMarried

Fed the birds, watered yard, fed the kitties, ate quiche for lunch.


41 posted on 09/22/2004 12:50:15 PM PDT by MEG33 (John Kerry has been AWOL on issues of national security for two decades)
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To: ItIsATigerIMarried

Rush gave kudos to FR, CBS got fined 500k per nipple for Janet-gate, Cat Stevens got deported on the INS 'peace plane,' and Britney Spears faked her wedding and got People Magazine to pay seven figures for it..


42 posted on 09/22/2004 12:50:36 PM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: Alberta's Child

LOL... But you did it more accurately.


43 posted on 09/22/2004 12:50:49 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (How do you ask a hamster to be the last hamster to die for a mistake?)
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To: ItIsATigerIMarried

We're 11 minutes from our deadline and the work ain't done..


44 posted on 09/22/2004 12:50:51 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP (Democrat big government is unconstitutional; Republican big government is "compassion")
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To: netmilsmom
Here:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1223785/posts

45 posted on 09/22/2004 12:51:16 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Chad Fairbanks

Excellent . . . that was exactly what came to mind!


46 posted on 09/22/2004 12:51:18 PM PDT by BenLurkin (We have low inflation and and low unemployment.)
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To: ItIsATigerIMarried
Whas up?


47 posted on 09/22/2004 12:51:31 PM PDT by Lazamataz ("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
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To: ItIsATigerIMarried

gee whiz...I did all the stuff you guys did. nothing to add.


48 posted on 09/22/2004 12:51:31 PM PDT by albie
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To: Hanging Chad

Someone chanting outside CNN's bus... Stop Dan Rather now.. and then Stop media bias now.


49 posted on 09/22/2004 12:52:05 PM PDT by JFC (Hate, no, that is what makes us different than them.)
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To: ItIsATigerIMarried

I woke up. Took a shower. Got dressed. Got in my truck and drove to work. I booted up my computer. I made some instant coffee. I went to the downstairs deli to get breakfast, a toasted croissant, I think. I went back to my office and sat down. I said grace and ate my croissant. I opened Photoshop, Outlook, Mozilla and Word. I opened up some relevant documents and went to work. I then started reading the news on FR and Drudge. I listened to Laura Ingraham. I posted on FR. I ate my turkey sandwich on Kaiser roll. I listened to Rush. I posted on FR. I packed up my things and am about to shut down my computer.


50 posted on 09/22/2004 12:52:10 PM PDT by rabidralph (Doing the gloating that Republicans won't do.)
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To: TexasCajun

Thanks!


51 posted on 09/22/2004 12:52:18 PM PDT by netmilsmom (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: ItIsATigerIMarried
Whas up?

First, there was God. Then God got bored and created Adam and Eve. Adam and Eve jumped each other for a while, but then got bored. So God made television. Meanwhile, there were the Chinese...who had no television.

Man's numbers grew and eventually became known as Romans. They did a lot of stupid things like building columns and writing an incredibly wrong poem that didn't rhyme. But the Romans had orgies...which are not stupid.

Then along came the Greeks. They invented the Olympics. These games were invariably dominated by East Germans. Russia invented manly women. San Francisco and New York invented womenly men.

Eventually, civilization happened by accident. Black entertainers caught on fire. Al Gore invented the Internet (ha...just making sure you're paying attention). Ola Ray was crowned King of Jamaica. I just took a wicked dump.

That about sums it up.

52 posted on 09/22/2004 12:52:32 PM PDT by Prime Choice (The Religion of Peace ISN'T.)
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To: Skooz
Had wild, passionate sex with Jessica Simpson and bought a new Mercedes.

And both of those even before I woke up.

53 posted on 09/22/2004 12:52:40 PM PDT by TheBigB (I'm 100% correct. I have documents that say so.)
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To: ItIsATigerIMarried
Your 10 minutes are up!


54 posted on 09/22/2004 12:53:03 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: ItIsATigerIMarried

Well. I got up, went to math class... while the teacher blah blah blahed I wrote a couple new songs / poems... then I went home, cooked me up a lil lunch (cheesesticks from last night) and started listening to Sean Hannity... He's just talking about Sex in public, then I read your post... thought I'd reply... so far... so good. :) Peace!


55 posted on 09/22/2004 12:53:05 PM PDT by PureSolace (I love freedom.)
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To: ItIsATigerIMarried

Took my son to the doctor for his broken foot, came to work, logged in to FR, still at work...


56 posted on 09/22/2004 12:53:20 PM PDT by Born Conservative (20 years of votes can tell you much more about a man than 20 weeks of campaign rhetoric-Zell Miller)
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To: ItIsATigerIMarried
I'm currently wearing the face that I keep in the jar by the door. Although I don't really know who it's for.

Spritzing Clorox in strategic areas, for fooling puposes only.

57 posted on 09/22/2004 12:53:31 PM PDT by small voice in the wilderness (Quick, act casual. If they sense scorn and ridicule, they'll flee..)
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To: Chad Fairbanks

Maybe not . . . I did it from memory, so I probably got it wrong. LOL.


58 posted on 09/22/2004 12:53:47 PM PDT by Alberta's Child (I made enough money to buy Miami -- but I pissed it away on the Alternative Minimum Tax.)
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To: TexasCajun

Fox News is saying that kerry could win. :(


59 posted on 09/22/2004 12:54:00 PM PDT by JFC (Hate, no, that is what makes us different than them.)
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To: rabidralph

...and you get paid for doing this?


60 posted on 09/22/2004 12:55:03 PM PDT by mystery-ak
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