Posted on 09/22/2004 12:42:40 PM PDT by ItIsATigerIMarried
Fed the birds, watered yard, fed the kitties, ate quiche for lunch.
Rush gave kudos to FR, CBS got fined 500k per nipple for Janet-gate, Cat Stevens got deported on the INS 'peace plane,' and Britney Spears faked her wedding and got People Magazine to pay seven figures for it..
LOL... But you did it more accurately.
We're 11 minutes from our deadline and the work ain't done..
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1223785/posts
Excellent . . . that was exactly what came to mind!
gee whiz...I did all the stuff you guys did. nothing to add.
Someone chanting outside CNN's bus... Stop Dan Rather now.. and then Stop media bias now.
I woke up. Took a shower. Got dressed. Got in my truck and drove to work. I booted up my computer. I made some instant coffee. I went to the downstairs deli to get breakfast, a toasted croissant, I think. I went back to my office and sat down. I said grace and ate my croissant. I opened Photoshop, Outlook, Mozilla and Word. I opened up some relevant documents and went to work. I then started reading the news on FR and Drudge. I listened to Laura Ingraham. I posted on FR. I ate my turkey sandwich on Kaiser roll. I listened to Rush. I posted on FR. I packed up my things and am about to shut down my computer.
Thanks!
First, there was God. Then God got bored and created Adam and Eve. Adam and Eve jumped each other for a while, but then got bored. So God made television. Meanwhile, there were the Chinese...who had no television.
Man's numbers grew and eventually became known as Romans. They did a lot of stupid things like building columns and writing an incredibly wrong poem that didn't rhyme. But the Romans had orgies...which are not stupid.
Then along came the Greeks. They invented the Olympics. These games were invariably dominated by East Germans. Russia invented manly women. San Francisco and New York invented womenly men.
Eventually, civilization happened by accident. Black entertainers caught on fire. Al Gore invented the Internet (ha...just making sure you're paying attention). Ola Ray was crowned King of Jamaica. I just took a wicked dump.
That about sums it up.
And both of those even before I woke up.
Well. I got up, went to math class... while the teacher blah blah blahed I wrote a couple new songs / poems... then I went home, cooked me up a lil lunch (cheesesticks from last night) and started listening to Sean Hannity... He's just talking about Sex in public, then I read your post... thought I'd reply... so far... so good. :) Peace!
Took my son to the doctor for his broken foot, came to work, logged in to FR, still at work...
Spritzing Clorox in strategic areas, for fooling puposes only.
Maybe not . . . I did it from memory, so I probably got it wrong. LOL.
Fox News is saying that kerry could win. :(
...and you get paid for doing this?
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