We Need Some Hep' Heah--How Would Dan Rather Talk Texan to Describe His Sitchashun?

Me and CBS News ^ | 9-21-04 | Me and Freepers and Dan

[Pharmboy]

Perhaps like this:

"I'm in more trouble than an armadillo trying to cross an eight lane interstate 20 miles outside of Houston."

or

"I feel more out of place than a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader at a Mensa meeting."

or

"No hat, no cattle"

[Pharmboy]

[syriacus]

Dan can retire and dictate his memoirs...

Dupe Throat: My Life as a Spokesman for Fraudsters.

[Deguello]

"Mayonnaise a big blue northern coming down that's going to freeze my a**".

[IPWGOP]

Squeal like a pig.

[hispanarepublicana]

Folks, this is messier than three feet up a bull's a55.

[hispanarepublicana]

Of course, in TODAY's Texas, you might here him say the following:

"Ay, que cagada! Como la cagué! Como me chingaron los FReepers!! Estoy jodido! Por qué? Por qué soy nada que un pendejo mentiroso!"

[Pharmboy]

I like both of your entries...how do I say LOL in Spanish?

[hispanarepublicana]

rr (reír ruidosamente)