Help Protect Dan Rather From Other Predatory Sources!

9/20/04 | Tacis

[Tacis]

What a sad day! Poor Dan Rather, ancient news reader, victimized by a false "source."

This is a time for all true Americans to band together to make sure that Dan does not again fall prey to the vicious kind of siurce who offers false, forged documents designed to destroy Rather's reputation as an old, biased, mediocre news reader for a failing "news" department on a traditional ultra-left wing, non-cable, program.

Rather, drooling down the front of his shirt, was duped by an evildoer who preyed on Rather's ultra-left wing bises and hatred of Bush and all things non-socialist. We must help to make sure that left-wing geezers don't get burned this badly again. A 12 year old working for a high school paper wouldn't have gotten snookered this bad, biases or no.

Who could've have known that some evil person would try to slip something by an old guy. Who knows what other evil doers will take advantages of Rather's anti-American biases and try to get him to say something that an honest person wouldn't say?

[Tacis]

Oh, dear, what can we do in the future to help protect poor old, doddering, semi-senile, neocommunist Dan Rather from being given false information that, once broadcast, does some damage to his employer, his employer's affiliates and to the CBS sponsors? Fortunately, the Rather/CBS lies and forgeries have done no damage to the CBS reputation as a "news" organization.

[Darksheare]

*snicker*
That's SO mean.. Thanks!
And Bump!

[Eastbound]

Okay, Okay, Okay!! I repent. Toss him back to the sharks. He's too big to stuff and mount anyway.

[mrsmith]

LOL!

CBS is posting these signs in all it's "news" offices: