That's a little long for a title, don't you think? How about two chains: LumberMax and Shell Depot? Wreckage Are Us? Shells-A-Million? I see income potential here ...
WReckage r us
A chain store with lots of potential for franchising.....
Alternatively we could start a website and ship without a store.
Or, perhaps we could start a blog.
Since footballfansfortruth is taken, it's gonna be a split between beachbumsfortruth or windsurfersfor truth.
Whichever....guaranteed buckos......we will be rolling in the income from ads alone.