Posted on 09/19/2004 9:25:02 PM PDT by Mo1
FOFLOL. Smooches
I wonder who "Surrender is the only option" Kerry sold out to as well.
You're not that far at all. One of these days, we'll have to meet halfway and go do something (wonder if there's anything to do between here and there). I'm real close to Gainesville. Two of my foster boys are in a foster home just a few miles from there. We have people who live here and commute there to work, too.
Senor Vincente will not like that.
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I have a strong suspicion that the most dangerous place in any room is between Edwards and a mirror.
When I lived in Colorado we got overrun with Texans during hunting season, and while I love my Texas friends, those people do NOT know how to drive in the snow! They don't do so hot on dry roads either.
You can ride your snowmobile through Jellystone Park now too! Thanks in large part goes to our great lady Republican Governor and good friend of Marc Racicot, Judy Martz! :D
I saw that this morning. Started my day off with a laugh! Just what we need....a president and vice president who spend more time in the beauty shop than they do at work. I guess this explains why neither of them have time to show up to vote in the Senate. When the two of them go out for lunch, they probably discuss their manicurists, hair care products, and which is best, botox or collagen injections.
Well, you made me curious. Nope, nothing between us except truck stops and flea markets. But, if you want to detour a little, it can happen. LOL
Memphis is two hours and thirty seven minutes from Cape. And two hours and forty three minutes from your hometown.
Ah have never heard the jazz in Memphis, nor stayed at the Peabody Hotel to see the duck parade or been to the greyhound races. I have just driven through the city, actually.
Two Louisiana alligator brothers were swimming side by side in the swamp.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids ... I just don't get it."
"Well, " said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy?"
"Democrats, same as you," replied the small 'gator.
"Hmm. Well, where do ya catch 'em?"
"Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by Boudreaux's."
"Same here..... Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus SUV's and waits fer someone to unlock the door. Then I jumps out, grabs 'em by the leg, shake the shit out of 'em, and I eats 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' no real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a Democrat, there ain't nothin' left but lips and a briefcase."
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Exactly.... What a pair of featherweights...
OMG...I am laughing so hard, grannie.
Memphis is a God awful city. Okay, so to me, any place with over 12,000 people is God awful, but Memphis is worse than many. I can't say that I've ever spent time there for entertainment, although I have stayed overnight there on occasion. I'm usually willing to try something different though.
Westy.. this is especially for you!!!
A SENIOR STORY
A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand his. "You grew up in a different world," the student said. "Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, nuclear energy, computers..."
Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the geezer said, "You're right. We didn't have those things when we were young; so we invented them! What are you doing for the next generation??"
"The most dangerous place in any room is between Edwards and a mirror"
I sense a tagline there for someone to grab if it'll fit!
LOL..good!!!
Aghhhhhhhhhhh Part II! (I have to keep my mouth shut here - too many friends who live in Jellystone.)
Wow, you have a female Governor? I didn't know... Last summer I went through the state again, but I thought you had a male gov. We have a woman in AZ, but she's a blip-blip-blip.
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