Posted on 09/19/2004 9:25:02 PM PDT by Mo1
The reason I ask is that although I am Independent, I really lean more toward the Libertarian side... I've read their literature and voted for many of their candidates... and I am learning more about that party from reading your posts.
'toons = clintoons = bill and shrill
Happy Thursday out there BC.
Kids.
*chuckle*
Baby sat some kids.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I've been trying to figure that out for three days now :) Happy Day to you too.
How did you punish them when they misbehaved? Bats, coffins, or snakes? Heh heh, can you tell what kind of babysitter I used to be with my evil sarcastic ways?
Well.. I did make a spider web of nylon rope on the couch once waaaaaaaay back when I was younger.
The kid who was sleeping on the couch desrved it, but that was mean.
(He opened his eyes to see this intricate weave over him... and screamed.)
These boys are better behaved than that.
All I have to do is have them sit when they misbehave..
That's good - children should be seen and not heard.
Things to do at Walmart while your spouse is taking
his/her sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of Preparation H and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,'Code 3' in housewares......and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if she can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
And last but not least
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Good grief, BC.
Which post are you disgusted with :)?
I don't have a Wakmart on the island wish I did!:) LOL!
Probably a good thing :) Now every time I watch my favorite show, Law and Order, I think of you. Last night they caught the suspect by going to a fruit stand.
Just damn...there is an armed bank robber somewhere in my neighborhood. I'm a little nervous.
Just damn...there is an armed bank robber somewhere in my neighboorhood. I'm a little nervous.
Well, lord love a duck, what is wrong with FR? I didn't think the first post went through.
Oh NO!
Walmart time-killing was read too early in the day...especially the tomato juice prank.
Thank goodness I don't go to wally-world.
Did you see there is someone who signed up in September with the name "conservativebabe"? I just saw that on another thread. She's in CO.
He robbed my bank about an hour ago and escaped on foot.
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