I wrote this poem some time ago and I think this is a good place to publish it for the first time:
A Dog's Life
In the Morning
When The dew is on the grass
Out goes Rover
To see what will come to pass
Around the yard he goes
sniffing every bush and tree
Stopping at each and every one
To take a little pee
After three trips around
This hallowed ground
He's still not found the spot
But sluddenly inspiration hits and he
choses the neighbor's lot
And there among the prize roses
Rover squats and poses
Doing what every good dog will do
Which is "Doing Doo Doo in the Dew"
My Yes Dog's do do doo doo in the dew
P>Eaton
AKA Squire Eaton
ROTFL Thank you for sharing!