[Congressman Billybob]

I'm only gonna say this once, so pay close attention. I am NOT Congressman Billybob. Actually, I am Felicity Fahrquar, his Close Personal Assistant. I am younger, prettier, and smarter than the Congressman. As for Felicity, she's ....

Let's not go there. (Recall if you will the end of the magnificent Neil Simon movie, Murder by Death.)

Billybob

[jellybean]

I am Felicity Fahrquar, his Close Personal Assistant

Your secret is safe with me, Felicity