Arrrrr...It's "Talk Like a Pirate Weekend"

Heard on the Bob & Tom Show This Morning ^

[humblegunner]

'Tis but a lass ye sound like, wench.
A true Scotswoman wi' punctuate wi' blows and profanity and a kick to the arse, ye kennit.

[Xenalyte]

I haven't seen that yet! Perhaps I should vary my viewing . . . my Scots tongue is only accustomed to Braveheart.

[Xenalyte]

C'mon over here and I'll show ye all that and mair, lad! If ye think ye're the man enough, o' course.

[Better Dead Than Red]

Thaddeus (Rusty) Venture: So if I pull down this candle holder it will...

Dr. Orpheus: Get wax on my carpet? Yes.

[Phsstpok]

Your pirate name is:

Dread Pirate Flint

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

[Xenalyte]

Last weekend, when Brock asked for a cigarette, I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna throw up.

[Bella_Bru]

Lusty wench checking in! Thanks for the ping....arrrr...

[Better Dead Than Red]

Dean Venture: What about my dad?

Ghost Pirate Leader: Kid who do you think is the reason why I'm hauling ass out of here? Did you hear him? He sounded scarier than....

Ghost of Major Tom: YEAAAARRRRHHHH

Ghost Pirate Leader: Than whatever the hell that is.

[humblegunner]

C'mon over here and I'll show ye all that and mair, lad!

If 'tis a lad ye see, lass, feel free to pay a coin for 'im to fetch yer water.
Ye've no the stones to command a man.

[Better Dead Than Red]

I keep going over the lines from that episode so I can perfect my imitation of the ghost pirate leader.

[Flyer]

Hoot, mon, I dinna ken how tae

The accent is a tad thick and I'm not sure, but I think the answer is "No, not tonight. I lost the handcuff keys"

[Xenalyte]

Dizam. That be funny!

[ExGeeEye]

Captain Davy Rackham, reporting for booty.

Away and away with our fifes and our drums
and here we come for the rum,
We're lookin' for women to slap on the bum,
We're the North Atlantic Squadron!

The Captain was brave and the Captain was bold and
The Captain's name was Morgan;
He sat on the deck of his mis'rable wreck and he
Played with his H'r'r'm! Captain Morgan!

Away and away, etc.

There's more. Somebody else out there knows it, I'm sure.