This must be administered under the mid-day sun while singing "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen. 8^)
My 3 y.o. tried that, but no one told him to not let his shorts fall on the ground by the antpile. After he pulled them up: ants in pants dance. I couldn't figure out at first why he had them in his pants, but not his shoes, because he said he didn't sit in them. After he got stripped down and his story out, I had a good laugh. Another life lesson learned on his own!