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John Kerry, democratic candidate for president sustained moderate injuries to his lower back today while speaking at a Teamsters union rally in Fargo, North Dakota.

Originally as reported by Dan Rather, Senator Kerry injured his back while rescuing a very large female union member trapped in a toilet stall prior to the event.

However after video footage was reviewed of the events onstage during the rally, it is obvious that the injury was sustained when Jimmy Hoffa Jr., teamsters union president was speaking.

Senator Kerry is clearly seen in the background attempting to bend over between his legs far enough to be able to kiss his own butt!

During this unique contortion, Senator Kerry is seen suddenly grabbing his lower back and grimacing in pain.

Most experts believe this is when Senator Kerry actually injured himself.

Dan Rather or CBS could not be reached for comment....

1 posted on 09/15/2004 12:07:24 AM PDT by MrFine
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To: MrFine

lame joke, quadruple lame for posting as breaking news
sorry love you but better joke next time pleez


2 posted on 09/15/2004 12:09:11 AM PDT by Mount Athos
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To: MrFine

Must have flipped when he should have flopped!


3 posted on 09/15/2004 12:10:19 AM PDT by Nateman (Hey Dan , I know your frequency now, its zero!)
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