[NeoCaveman]

Because Dan Rather doesn't post here.

Courage.

[MarineBrat]

Because Dan Rather doesn't post here.

Uhhh., yeah! Dan Bla^ther doesn't post here. That's the ticket! Why would Dan Bla^ther post here? I'm not Dan Bla^ther pretending to not be Dan Bla^ther, and I'm sure you're not either! Never would I pretend to not be Dan Bla^ther if I were really Dan Bla^ther. Honest! That's the ticket! Uh, yeah!